Sunday, January 25, 2015

Bygone Fabrics

And I love this fabric. It covers the entire lobby of my apt. bldg. Walls, couch, elevator walls.

I wanted to make a pantsuit from it and just hang out, creepily in the lobby, but it's no longer made.


Saturday, August 31, 2013

Come See My Photo Show

The photos are at Bender's Bar 806 S. Van Ness, SF
Thru Sept 2013

The photos are of merkins (pubic wig), there is some nudity.
Check out some of the pics at

I don't think it's dirty. Vaginas might as well be elbows to me.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Cheapskate Couture - The First Entry

These pumps retailed for $690

I saw them for $200 at Saks SF.

I identify everything I want at the beginning of the season, then I wait see what makes it to 70%+ off. Anything that does was meant for me to have.

Saks SF still sale sections. Everything is at least 70% off.

Go crazy!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

THE iPhone Case for the Batshit Glam Girl

Blingy, ridiculously heavy, it's got everything! My friend pointed out that rather than protecting my phone if I drop it, the case will probably just make it fall harder.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Dinner at Wexlers

Seems like I'm really into green palettes these days. The Batshit part of this is the ungodly ring.

Accessories Close-Up. That's a bunny ring! Why do you bother him while he covets the flower?

ring = Chinatown
dress = vintage
coat = vintage
shoes = vintage
earrings = vintage

Monday, August 6, 2012

What I wore to the symphony.

The color combo is, if not Batshit, at least uncommon these days.


dress = ASOS
coat = vintage
shoes = vintage
jewelry = vintage
sunglasses = D&G
boobs = grandma